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 Bad Babysitter's Profile |
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We are The Caretakers from Hell |
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| Age: | 23 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Los Angeles, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 2" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) |
| Last Login: | Jun 20, 2008 (113 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Wacko Jacko smokes tobacco and cracko. We don't do either. The best way of warding off an assault is by gauging out the offender's eyes. All women should masturbate. All men should know the joys of having their own butthole penetrated.A bucket of pennies takes an awful lot of counting, and I'd rather just turn the whole thing over and watch those shiny copper pellets melt into a puddle of metal under a golden sun. Those luminous rays reach the surface of pale moon skin quite handily but dandily fail to reach the core of being- reminding me that the world is healed from the inside out. So let me build aquifers to irrigate clogged arteries, letting life's blood seep through deltas of capillary beds. Paint this! You saucy sassy Babysitter! Jet propelled rockets take off in an instant, insinuating that a misfiring of the wiring of my brain was caused by failing to take the time to oil the parts. Engines sputter. The crowds will mutter that something has gone awry, and alas! The artist, the crowd, these loud and lewd cries, they're all you. So spew mightily when you try to make right with the farmer, the lawyer, the cashier, the cashmere sweater made out of universal flesh and blood. Because the carcass of concern you pretend is hidden is ridden with gunholes where the light shines through.Profile Edited by MyHelpPlace.net MySpace Editor | |
My Interests |
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| After-Hours Daycare, Theatre of Cruelty, KKKlowning, Fake Revolution, Fake-over Artists, Music Militia, VooDoo+DaDa=DooDoo, Finger-Painting with our Menstrual blood, Molesting your Mind, Performance Art, Playing Dress-up, Breaking Your Brain Bubble Open with lots and lots of Glitter | |
I'd like to meet:Los Angeles bands who we can invade with our anarchistic performance art zombie clown pirates toe fungus. WHERE'S THE IMAGINATION IN THIS TOWN??????
Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Hit n run |
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Music:666CHAOS666 |
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Movies:Holy Mountain, Sante Sangre- Jedorowski films, American Beauty, Matrix, Fight Club, SLC Punk, Eyes Wide Shut, Reflections of Evil, Magnolia, disgusting Japanese porn |
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Television:your face |
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Books:Tropic of Cancer, The Tao of Poo Poo, Crap Poetry by Toilet & Log, Temporary Autonomous Zone- Hakim Bey, Technicians of Ecstasy: Shamanism and the Modern Artist- Levy, Fox in Socks- Dr. Seuss |
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Heroes:Black Widows, Bunnies, Buddhas, Butthole Bondage Bitches and Potato Bugs |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | East Indian |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | a crater in Venus |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Occupation: | Professional Babysitter |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Dead Baby |
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| Tonight is the nightWe fuck ourselves stupidWhile the baby has bloodyNightmares of knivesIn mother's cuntDaggers in father's bluntAre we being too blatant for you yet???Does the smell of burnt flesh m... Posted by Bad Babysitter on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:48:00 PST |
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Psychadelic Fart |
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| The Ghost of Satan's PastWeighs Heavy on my HeartThe Ghost of Future's Castis a Psychadelic Fart Posted by Bad Babysitter on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:01:00 PST |
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Vagina Haiku |
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| The vagina is a tubeThe pussy is a landscapeLittle boys fuck tubesReal men go sailing Posted by Bad Babysitter on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:44:00 PST |
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Zombie Gonads |
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| To stomach the soft gel of the eyelids' unfurled content. Malcontent and incontinence fajoled into one fungaloid gonad. Is ballsack leak-a-joint pointing back and over my shoulder at the boulder just ... Posted by Bad Babysitter on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:55:00 PST |
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androgyny |
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| It's so fun to be a boy-girl. To switch between feeling like a little boy, a little girl, a little fag, a little dyke. Little little littleOnly, I'm so big. Posted by Bad Babysitter on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:41:00 PST |
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SAtAN is my friend |
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| May patriarchy's
Greatest Lie- Die
Aching for the Empty Sky
I once was Satan's favorite bitch
Now I'm his favorite guy. Posted by Bad Babysitter on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:39:00 PST |
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Classicism |
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| I am not the alien I once was.What I am now stands sturdier in the face of The Mystery and the flatulence that fliesfrom your granny's panties. Posted by Bad Babysitter on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:45:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Mark Zabala, Angelina Cardone, Minger, RABBITS, SOKO, matt, MIDNIGHT MONSTER SHOW, Josie, Tristan Starchild, KILLERS NeVeR DIE Clothing *BOOTH on WARPED TOUR!*, TRISTAN, konstantinos K, 50% Ecuadorian, Rev. Penny Arcade, ♥Carlee♥, Rachel Staples, Schwee, Daniel, maggot!, Crooked Cowboy, Meli, Freak Show, the Dissociated Press, SHADY LADY, Patrick IV:XX, Cre8tivity Gigs: Blvd! W/ Souleye ! Friday June 27, myra, ANCIENT, H. Futter (Futter's Child), Josie Cotton, Gabriel Aliman, Vegan Angelik, Chaos, Glass Band, Trish, Exstus
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