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Jake The Snake Roberts's Profile

The Official My Space of Jake The Snake Roberts

Age: 53 years old
Sex: Male
Location: The Snake Pit, FLORIDA
Country: United States United States
Height: 0' 0"
Zodiac: Gemini Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)
Last Login: Jul 14, 2008 (510 days back)
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About Me

Promoters! Jake is currently taking bookings! To book Jake this Spring, check out the blog for more information!

New Jake the Snake shirt available for purchase!

Shirt is available in Small, Medium, Large and XL for $20; XXL large is $25.

The shirt will be signed any way you request and the price included S&H.

Mail the site for info on payment, etc.

This is Jake the Snake's *OFFICIAL* website.

While we appreciate your interest, please DO NOT e-mail and ask if this is really Jake's site. We seem to be asked this question multiple times every day. Check out the photos and text below for provenance ... that should answer any questions you may have regarding the validity of this site.

As featured on WWE.com, Wikipedia and various other pro wrestling sites, welcome to the authorized & official My Space site of wrestling legend, Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

Scroll down for more photos, Jake's poetry, booking information and autograph requests!

Upcoming appearances:

George's Collectibles
7755 New Falls Road
Levittown, Pa.
Jake will be there signing autographs and personal collectibles at this store
From 1:00 PM until 3:00 PM.
Please come out and see him!!!
For more information you may go to either www.georgescollectibles.com
Or call the store at 215-943-2475

Jake received birthday greetings and gifts from My Space friends: May 30, 2008.

Jake & Family--Grizzly Smith and Sam Houston

Jake & Hector Guerrero

Jake & Jimmy Golden aka Bunkhouse Buck

Jake & Scott Hall -- Evansville, IN, October 6, 2007

Best friends, on a journey & hopefully coming back soon!

Jake & Joe & Lauren

Photos of Jake opening birthday cards from My Spacers (May 30, 2007):

Jake and his publicist, Chris Yandek; Labor Day weekend, 2007.

Check out Chris Yandek's exclusive interview with Jake by clicking on the photo of Chris and Jake:

When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now,
the child is grown
the dream is gone.
Now I have become
COMFORTABLY NUMB.

A WOMAN

Billy Graham's wife of 64 years.
Sensational Sherri, at 49.
One's trip nurtured and manicured
Another an almost unreachable rugged trail.
The second no less a woman or a loving lady.
One lady shined in diamonds.
The other had jagged sharp and razor edges.
God decided he needed them both.
One built and delivered by faith.
The other created, haunted, and driven by pain.
Different no doubt, but both still the same.

SHERRI

You glistened when I met you in 1974
33 years of sharing, shards of time.
Your friendship, fellow wrestler, lovers,
and a hell of a lot more.
Forgive me, but why didn't you wait for me?

Love always,
Aurelian

For booking info, fan letters, autographs and more info on Jake, please explore his site and as always, thanks for visiting The Snake.

SNAKE BOOKINGS

If you are interested in booking Jake "The Snake" for your event, please e-mail your name, organization, phone number and e-mail address to: farmgirl@atlantic.net

PLEASE NOTE: THIS E-MAIL IS FOR BOOKING INQUIRIES *ONLY*

To insure that your request is given proper attention, in the SUBJECT of your e-mail, please state: "possible booking." Your request will be processed as soon as possible.

SNAKE MAIL

Jake loves to hear from his fans. Please direct all fan mail through MY SPACE e-mail.

NOTE: all fan letters are appreciated yet due to the inordinant amount of e-mails received on a daily basis, it is not possible to issue a personal response to each and every e-mail. Thanks for understanding.

SNAKE STATEMENT

SNAKE AUTOGRAPHS

Check out the photo section for a wide variety of classic images and avoid all the fake autographs out there by getting your signed memorabilia straight from the source.

Autographed photos are available as are special orders upon request (ie your item); please e-mail for additional information.

SNAKE AUCTIONS

Want a personal phone call and a signed photo from Jake "The Snake" Roberts?

Bid on Jake's eBay auctions by clicking

What winning bidders have said: "BID W/CONFIDENCE. Phone call was 100% Jake and 100% amazing. I would do it again!"

SNAKE APPEARANCES

Info coming soon

SNAKE VIDEO

Check out Jake's video section to see a hapless victim running afoul a DDT.

Want to see the entire 20 minute match on DVD? Mail for ordering details.

SNAKE PROSE

Thieves of Dreams

By

Jake "The Snake" Roberts

What do they steal?
Why do they steal?
Haven't they their own?

Where?

Everywhere some child or innocent one has left them unprotected
Not of ignorance or shallow thinking
They aren't hidden due to love
Hope and a sincere belief in all men
There would be no need to bury them in dark, cold holes
Where no life could possibly spring from their loved thoughts
Wouldn't ever feel a need to lock them away either

What does a thief gain?
Unfortunately even the most ignorant
Vile and irresponsible idiot can gain from dreamers

How?

By aligning or shadowing those innocent, child-like, free and naive
That have proved to be gifted in any area
Stealth like and patiently they wait for an idea
Or gift they have no right to claim
Consuming and copying whatever has been offered up by those still free enough
Inside to dream

When?

Every moment, every second day in and day out
Throughout mankind it will never end for those selected few who have been chosen
Or bestowed the honor

It is a fantastic and horrid breath that utters hope
That this love should be shared
Not raped or stolen?

My wish is not to punish the thieves
But simply be given a chance to dream or not

When I die, I feel it won't be from another's sword
But by the unstoppable heartbeat of dreams

My own?

SNAKE HISTORY

Before it became just another wrestling hold, the DDT was the simultaneously the most feared and popular finisher in wrestling.

Current fans would probably balk at the idea of someone being put away with a DDT while 10 years ago, it was one of the most anticipated moves of the night. Jake "The Snake" Roberts is not only the innovator but the master of the DDT and while many variations of the hold have been utilized over the years, no one has ever been able to duplicate Roberts' speed, ingenuity in execution, snapping motion or overall effectiveness of the DDT.

Through his in-ring presence and accute, seldom replicated ring psychology, Roberts connected emotionally with the audience through his strong--yet always dark--persona.

THE SNAKE HISSES

--These are vipers...Now, what's interesting about these fellas here is ... the mortality rate ... (if you are bitten) 95% of the time you won't live. What a great system, huh? That way you're not a loser for sure.

--There are different kinds of people in the world. There's innovators like myself and Damien. And there's imitators like the rest of you jokers out there that think you're man enough to handle what we got to deliver.

--How can you have any idea where I'm headed when you don't know where I've been?

--You have a lot of people that come out here ... and scream and holler. I don't have to scream because a long time ago, I learned one thing: if a man has enough power, he can speak softly and everyone will listen.

--Mean Gene Okerlund: Normally, what does the snake eat? --Jake Roberts: Chickens, rabies ... small children.

--...I got bit and that's something you never get used to. Believe me, I've been bitten probably 15 or 20 times and it's still a rush.

--...I don't play the game, I don't watch the game. The DDT and I, we rule the game, my man.

--You see, the snake and I are very much alike. Number one, we both like the feel f flesh. Number two, the taste of crimson red drives us into a frenzy.

--It's a shame people can't do one thing that snakes do and that's shed skin.

--A friend is the worst enemy you can have because you trust that person. If you don't trust anyone, they can't hurt you.

--Ever since the beginning of time, the snake has been around. Ask Eve, right? She trusted one.

--More infamous quotes from The Snake coming soon...

SNAKE FRIENDS

JAKE'S BEST FRIEND, STEFAN

SNAKE LINKS

The Snake recommends The Original Sinn

My Interests



DDT: Cruel But Fair..

I'd like to meet:

The hacks running all those fake Jake Roberts pages on My Space.

Music:

Pink Floyd, The Allman Brothers

Movies:

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Cool Hand Luke, Wag the Dog, Apocalypse Now

Television:

Married with Children, All in the Family

Books:

Any true Autobiographicals

Heroes:

My Step Dad, Jack Nicholson

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Single
SexualOrientation: Straight
Children: Proud parent
Occupation: Pro Wrestler

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My Blog

Jakes RAW Review: July 7, 2008

Raw ReportHere we go again--week 2 This isn't easy for me to do as I don't enjoy the current product and having said that, I'm sure my opinions and thoughts may cause some bad feelings between myself ...
Posted by Jake The Snake Roberts on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:55:00 PST

ATTN: Blog readers

Good morning. Again Jake will be watching and offering his thoughts on RAW this evening. I will attempt to post his reflections by tomorrow evening.The problems we faced last week, answering your comm...
Posted by Jake The Snake Roberts on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 08:00:00 PST

From Jake re: TNA

Well, friends although a couple of weeks has passed, have finally felt inclined to share some thoughts, opinions and thanks on the TNA PPV appearance..... Sometimes in this biz you become gun shy a...
Posted by Jake The Snake Roberts on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:01:00 PST

Jake’s RAW Review: June 30, 2008

FROM JAKEWARNINGBeginning June 30th, I will be viewing, dissecting and grading RAW--report will be posted Tuesday each week. And I, yes, I will be online Wednesday each week to read thoughts, comment...
Posted by Jake The Snake Roberts on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:21:00 PST

New Jake the Snake figure available (signed!)

The new Jake the Snake Roberts Unleashed Fury statue has been released and can be purchased on the WWE's Shopzone at:Click here! This is unquestionably the best Jake figure ever produced.Due to the su...
Posted by Jake The Snake Roberts on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:25:00 PST

New Message from Jake Roberts

Almost 53 years ago, I hit the ground a-running. Most of the time didn't even look to see where I was going. I can say now without being ashamed that I made a lot of choices that were wrong. It's amaz...
Posted by Jake The Snake Roberts on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:16:00 PST

Book Jake this Spring!

I just spoke with Jake who is doing better and better. He is excited at the prospect of coming home VERY soon. He has been working out, and looks great, please check his picture gallery for the most r...
Posted by Jake The Snake Roberts on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:51:00 PST

Message from Jake "The Snake" Roberts

(Note: This was called in for Team Snake to post from Jake in rehab.) Congratulations! The Giants win 17-14 over the Patriots. Didn't really matter that they went 18-0. All that will be remembered is...
Posted by Jake The Snake Roberts on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:17:00 PST

The History of Jake The Snake Roberts in the WWF/WCW/WWE 1986-2005

From the WWF in 1986 through the WWE appearance in 2005, here is the history of Jake the Snake Roberts ... the stuff you watched on Saturday mornings when you were a kid, the PPV matches and the rare ...
Posted by Jake The Snake Roberts on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 07:48:00 PST

How to send well-wishes to Jake

If you would like to send Jake your well-wishes, this is the blog you need to read. This was posted as a bulletin last week on Dec. 13th. Before mailing the site with your questions, please read the e...
Posted by Jake The Snake Roberts on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:47:00 PST

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