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Act like you know! |
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| Age: | 30 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | sofaville,anywhere, Midlands |
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| Height: | 0' 4" |
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| Last Login: | Oct 9, 2008 (3 days back) |
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About Me |
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| My facial hair grows faster than yours ever will,I think your mom's quite fit and i think you should buy me a beer. and that's all you need to know. |
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My Interests |
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| getting hideously falldown drunk and doing my best to figure out what happened the night before. | |
I'd like to meet:some lovely nice new people who don't take life so seriously. and anyone who'll let me put it in them. |
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Music:.. |
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Movies:poncey arthouse crap with subtitles, porn , anything with giant robots in it. |
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Television:all the old nostalgia my generation grew up with, comedy,the news,documentaries,whatevers. |
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Books:clive barker,hunter s. thompson,kafka,joseph heller,luke rhinehart,phillip k. dick,chuck palahnuick,will self,grant morrison,frank miller,william s. burroughs,john smith,alan moore,warren ellis,jeff noon,poppy z. brite,bukowski,william gibson,h.p. lovecraft,frank herbert,j.g. ballard,hal duncan and others. |
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Heroes:johnny alpha,optimus prime,oliver reed,jason lee,the gonz,hunter s. thompson,peter cook,steve mcqueen |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Hometown: | evilsham |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | smut peddler. |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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nonce-sense |
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| normally i don't like to bitch about the idiots on my course, most are really lovely people. yes there are some people who are, for one reason or another, slightly tapped. in this day and age you... Posted by ummm? on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:51:00 PST |
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10 things to do on the toilet to take your mind off of excruciatingly long bowel movements |
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| here goes:
1)send a text message to a loved one and tell them exactly how you feel.
2)talk to your mom on the phone
3)improve on your chess strategies
4)read a book of enormous proportions
5)prolapse,... Posted by ummm? on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:09:00 PST |
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end of year list |
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| here's a list of some rad and ace stuff from last year(in no particular order)sort of like a late end of year list, but some of it I've only just stumbled upon
1.hannah-she is amazing(and RAD,and... Posted by ummm? on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST |
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bum vomit! |
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| disregard the last blog, as I now know the true extent of that sick and twisted bitches plan to off me.by presenting me with that mug(I still hold to the theory that it's actually better than the holy... Posted by ummm? on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:06:00 PST |
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i've got bowel cancer and my wife just got AIDS!!!!! |
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| i don't have either of those,. but speaking of all things christmasy,today one of the dinner ladies gave me a mug. not just any old mug mind(who'd want to write a blog about a normal mug?duh... Posted by ummm? on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST |
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how ace is my poo! |
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| this is my first blog.
interesting, isn't it? i think it's going swimmingly so far.
right, go away now, piss off and read your sisters diary, i quite like the... Posted by ummm? on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:44:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Big JC, Y-BOT, aj, Ta$h Money, Tally, Grant, rachel, Nieratko, BeCre8iv, Oli, ally ♪, Philip, Saraww™, Edan, Shmabi, Daz Cave Esquire, Badger, Tom, kirsty, Kay, sam, lovely colin, Han, Andy Richardson, gemma, carrie, -lixy-, Six Red Carpets, ♥ W*e*s*t ♥, Hannah!, J-Bird., amy, micceh., ObscureInternet, Heather-Verrill ♥
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blueurgh.'s profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. phillip k dick, luke rhinehart, hunter s thompson, poppy z brite, h p lovecraft, chuck palahnuick, william s burroughs, j g ballard, optimus prime, giant robots, oliver reed, william gibson, jeff noon, miller william, grant morrison, warren ellis, joseph heller, peter cook, jason lee, frank herbert |
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