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 I Like Soup™'s Profile |
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Many will enter. None will win. |
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| Age: | 101 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Hell's Half-Acre, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 1" |
| Zodiac: |  Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 26, 2008 (538 days back) |
About Me |
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I'm the co-author of L.A. Bizarro, a book you may have heard of if you live in L.A. We're doing an update so we're putting out our feelers for obscure, absurd, and perverse places in Los Angeles. I'm a semi-professional agoraphobe, so please send me your cool L.A. places so I don't have to leave the house. Won't you help us create another #1 bestseller that earns us absolutely no money whatsoever? Thanks! 5 Fascinating Facts About Me 1) I am the love child of Charles Whitman and Tura Satana. 2) I am prone to bouts of ontological solipsism. 3) I am my own worst enemy. 4) I own a smoking donkey. 5) I can make sandwiches. Bonus fact: There's something in my pants. ________________ A Special Message for the Hearing Impaired A tip of the hat to April Winchell, who is not deaf. .. These are the happiest days I've ever ignored. MySpace is for losers and attention whores.&trade |
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My Interests |
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| Suffering fools gladly. Surviving the Bush administration. Is there a difference? |
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Music:Hate to see you go, Joe. R.I.P., Sid |
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Television:This is the best show on television. |
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Heroes:Minimalist painter Ad Reinhardt. See image below. Ad Reinhardt. (American, 1913-1967). Abstract Painting. 1960-61. Oil on canvas, 60 x 60" (152.4 x 152.4 cm). ...and John Hinkley, the boy whose heart was in the right place. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Hell |
| Religion: | Other |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Cultural Cannon Fodder |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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The answer to "Guess Who's In My Pants?" |
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| I'd like to take a moment to personally thank everyong who played "Guess Who's In My Pants" during the past few weeks. The only clue involved the cryptic initials, "A.M." There were some e... Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:44:00 PST |
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You'll never guess who's in my pants now! |
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| There's someone famous in my pants! I bet you can't guess who it is, so here's a hint: Her initials are A.M.Good luck! Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:15:00 PST |
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Retarded people need sex too |
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| True is now reaching out to help retarded people hook up for meaningless sex. That's a noble goal and I salute their effort.Here's their first attempt, which depicts a coy retarded girl attempti... Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:07:00 PST |
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My True Obsession: The Decline and Fall of Western Civilization Continues Unabated |
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| kissyface27: "Wow. You're really clever. You must be related to Oscar Wilde or Dave Barry or something. Gosh. Is it just me or is it getting really hot in here? Please do... Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:12:00 PST |
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What's in my pants this week? |
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| Before we begin with this week's contest, I want to address the concerns of a MySpace "friend" who wrote to tell me that my profile name and these contests are nothing but thinly veiled references to ... Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:49:00 PST |
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Which schnauzer was in my pants? |
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| This one.Congratulation to Carol Smythe of Chapel Hill, N.C., for guessing the correct schnauzer. Next week on "Guess What's In My Pants?" -- Rabid Marsupials!... Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:50:00 PST |
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Hello, please slap me! |
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| The sad thing about this particular ad is that the girl is not really chatting with anyone. She's actually watching the Nick Berg decapitation video, over and over again. Note that she never types a w... Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Sat, 05 May 2007 05:47:00 PST |
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You ought to have that looked at |
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Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:06:00 PST |
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Do you come here often? |
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| It's raining. You duck into a shadowy bar. You order a scotch and then you notice you're not alone. Next to you, on the bar, there's a woman's foot, lopped off above the ankle, strapped in... Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:05:00 PST |
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Would you have sex with a dorky donkey? |
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| And you were envisioning a donkey with black frame glasses and a pocket protector, right?Note the tawny autumn leaves on the floor. Very "To Kill a Mockingbird."Now if I can only erase the mental imag... Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:59:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Randi, L.A. Bizarro, Mulholland J. Katz, Attorney at Claw, April Winchell, Louise Bialik, Hot Girl, Kylie Ireland, Rob Rotten, Roberta, Danny, Mondo, The Bondage Clown, Brooke, Freddy and Eddy, Adam, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Eraserhead, Film Fascists™, full and **** lips. World famous asternot., Jesse Lee, SidhE, Montgomery, st. nigress, Eon McKai is a PROvert ( professional pervert ), ICED OUT GEAR, Mike Desert, CAREN!, Albert Hofmann, Celia Hodes, Plaid, They Might Be Giants, Imitation of Reality ™, THROBBING GRISTLE, AVN Novelty Business Magazine, Marriage Sucks, Trina Michaels, \ålaskå/, Hermione Gart, Kyle, Sharman, < ^ >, JEWFRO, The Noosh, Carlyle C. Bazunyuns, n. faux mercial, the AQUAMARINES », Jessica, Essential Lempicka, Squirrely, Lynda Lee, Peppermint, Laura Palmer, Jack Malone
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I Like Soup™'s profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. tura satana, april winchell, john hinkley, suffering fools, cannon fodder, charles whitman, ad reinhardt, own worst enemy, minimalist painter, half acre, agoraphobe, abstract painting, attention whores, oil on canvas, happiest days, solipsism, love child, fascinating facts, myspace, feelers |
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