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 Christopher Walken's Hair's Profile |
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May THE HAIR bestoweth great blessings upon thee. |
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| Age: | 99 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | New york, NEW YORK |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| Zodiac: |  Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) |
| Last Login: | Apr 7, 2007 (549 days back) |
About Me |
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| I'm the most beautiful hair in the universe. I sit high atop the cranium of the most magnificent actor in all of cinematic history. In fact, I am the saviour of humanity. Failure to add me to your top 4 will result in an eternity of firey torment. I love you all, hence God sending me as his earthly representative in the form of Chrisopher Walken's magnificent HAIR. It is without question in your best interest to add me to your top 4, lest God smiteth thee. I (Christopher Walken's Hair) am the only hope for humanity. THE HAIR's benevolence is unfathomable. THE HAIR's wisdom is infinite.Thus sayeth Christopher Walken's Hair, in accordance with the prophecy.CLICK HERE to read the most sacred text of the High Church of Christopher Walken's Hair.CLICK THE BANNER BELOW FOR THE DOUCHE BAG O' THE DAYCLICK HERE to help spread the gospel of THE HAIR. Get the TSHIRT. Over 50 designs to choose from. | |
My Interests |
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| Greatest line from Christopher Walken:"You're talkin to me all wrong...it's the wrong tone." | |
I'd like to meet:Click on the Tshirt below to view more ways of helping spread the gospel of THE HAIR. |
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Music:"Does your mother sew? BLOOH!!! Get her ta sew that!" |
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Heroes:Click on the tank top below to view more items you can get to help spread the gospel of THE HAIR. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
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My Blog |
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The most wretched sinners/The bane of THE HAIR's existence |
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| Douche Bags are the bane of THE HAIR's existence. This site is updated daily.
To learn the different characteristics of what exactly constitutes a douche bag, please Click here... Posted by Christopher Walken's Hair on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:36:00 PST |
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