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ian's Profile

No one you know.

Age: 36 years old
Sex: Male
Location: Chicago, ILLINOIS
Country: United States United States
Height: 5' 10"
BodyType: Average
Zodiac: Taurus Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)
Last Login: Aug 31, 2007 (462 days back)
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About Me

I'm difficult, I'm passionate, I'm insane, I'll steal your beer, I'll raid your fridge and if that's not enough, I'll sit on your couch in my underware with a hand ever so delicately tucked into the waistband.

My Interests

food, booze, sex, music, movies, art, video games, hockey, football, wrestling - WWE, TNA

I'd like to meet:

i don't know how or where to put this.

BANDS send me an intro A) describung your musical style, B) basic influences, and C) how you feel you can change the music industry. if you can't do that, i won't even bother to look at you. i don't care if you end up becomming the next Motorhead.

People send me a message A) describing who you are, B) how you found me, and C) why you feel i should add you to my friends list. and it needs to be something more than just, "Because I'm cool."

If you can't do that,

delete your profile and go back to whatever AOL chatroom you came from. i'm not here to collect friends. most of the 300+ people on my friends list are people i've A) known personally for many years or are family members, B) people i've met In Real Life and would like to keep in contact with, or C) seem somewhat interesting to me AND have some common interests.

now, just because i have some band that plays "Indie" music, doesn't mean that I'm THE BIGGEST INDIE FREAK KNOWN TO MAN! no, it just means that i listened to 30 seconds of a song on their profile page and liked it enough to add them. if you're some desperate chick trying to make a buck, find another John. if you're one of the 10 people who just tried to add me and A) had no photo or B) were some chick i have NOTHING in common with, i'm sorry you're too stupid to know any better.

if you're someone who sent me a message saying you thought my profile was cool, or tried to add me because of the same and i never responded in any way, i appologize. i've looked at some profiles of people/bands that interested me but due to a lack of time or great desire to spend in front of a computer monitor, i never did. don't take it hard. i'm really that much of a dick, just not intentionally towards you.

who i'd really like to meet.

people who aren't fake and have to hide behind a "character".

having an alter ego is one thing. letting it consume you whole is another. so if you like music, aren't affraid to dance in public (even if there's no music) and know how to have a good time without alienating your closest friends, then you're who i want to meet.

Music:

punk, metal, goth, industrial, new wave, hardcore, bass player

Movies:

Battle Royale, ALien, Aliens, Ghostbusters, A Nightmare on Elm St., An Ideal Husband, Holiday Inn, Die Hard, the Jerk, Animal House, Bad Santa, the Ref, the Blues Brothers, Cradle of Fear, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the Rescuers, Fox and the Hound, Pete's Dragon, Abbot & Costello, the Three Stooges, March of the Wooden Soldiers (Babes in Toyland)

Television:

family guy, futurama, ATHF, that 70's show, RAW, SMACKDOWN, Dog, robot chicken, TNA

Books:

battle royale, on the road, the trial, the prince, lost soulstouching from a distance, animal farm

Heroes:

no such thing

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: In a Relationship
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: Brooklyn
Smoker: Yes
Drinker: Yes
Children: Undecided
Education: College graduate

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My Blog

We're Back!!!

so the move went fairly easy. that's what happens when you have movers do it for you. it ended up costing about $100 more than we had anticipated, but it was worth it. aside from the rain it was reall...
Posted by ian on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:48:00 PST

OMG!!!!!

i just got back from walking the dogs, and Holy Cow! is it HOT out there! i had to come back inside and change into shorts it was so friggin hot. my t-shirt is s-o-a-k-e-d to the b-o-n-e. i don't know...
Posted by ian on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:48:00 PST

Till We Meet Again

As of today, I am no longer the bass player for URN. Things dont always work out and sometimes decisions have to be made. I thank the bands Ive played with, drank with, smoked with, threw my panties a...
Posted by ian on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 07:12:00 PST

You GOTTA Be F%@.!^& Kidding Me!

as of 10am yesterday, Urn's Dancing with the Demigods was received by Billboard magazine. the release is now eligible to enter the top 200 ranking. chek this out: http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/discog...
Posted by ian on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:11:00 PST

Urn Gigs

we leave tomorrow to hit the road, so if you're near one of these gigs, come out and get drunk with me. May 18, 2006 31st Pub Pittsburgh, PAMay 19, 2006 The Talking Head Baltimore,...
Posted by ian on Tue, 16 May 2006 06:28:00 PST

Things I Should be Flamed for.

last night Tracy came over and (instead of rehearsing) we hung out, drank a few beers, smoked a bit and watched American Idol. it was BETTER than a train wreck. now before you start flaming me, unders...
Posted by ian on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 07:15:00 PST

My Friends

CarrieMonster, Melissa, Mishe [LM], Daffney, DETHKLOK-THE DETHALBUM Sept 25TH 07, TheLuchagors, Matt, Crazy Bastard, Clad in Darkness, t i f.f a n y [losers fight pit bulls!], Jarek, Queenie - Pocket Full of Posiez™ -, Maeve, DanFro Tom, VinylDoll, Pete Jones, Callie, Mike, Angelique, ~Pyretta Blaze~International Fetish Model, evil-eric, Sherrod, Winter’s Thrall, Dr. Rockso, ~julee~, TheEvilChemist, Jennifer, John Gunner, Brian, Planet Earth Chicago, Dommin, A.D.R.E.N.A.L.I.N, leiana, Da Schwartz, Nikkie Nothing, Torsion

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