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| Age: | 101 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Los Angeles via Worcester, Ma, CALIFORNIA |
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| Height: | 5' 6" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
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| Last Login: | Oct 18, 2008 (413 days back) |
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About Me |
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| View | Add Favorite I'm a comedian/actor/writer from Worcester, Ma....live in Los Angeles now. Stand up is my first passion, but I like tons of things...All sports (especially the NFL and Boxing)...movie buff...most all music...Chinese food and Soul food are the two best foods on this earth....wait, and pizza. Also, I think I can beat the shit out of an ostrich. Fuck birds. I'd be more than happy to add you; and yes, I return ALL messages; even if it takes me a while. DanSmith.com PLEASE visit my Website - There's over four hundred pictures on there, plus lots of video and audio clips. And SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!! Check it out! Spread the Word! Add Dan to your page! |
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My Interests |
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| Movies - especially mob movies....and anything with Christopher Walken; most music, sports.....baseball, football, boxing, basketball, and UFC! I am a candy FREAK - peanut M&Ms are my favorite right now. And finally, I like traveling. And....beating up animals :) | View | Add Favorite |
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I'd like to meet:Fun, outgoing people. I like independant individuals who occasionally pick their noses. Also, if you buy my new DVD, I'll beat up the person of your choice. |
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Music:(Sent in by a fan from South Carolina) |
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Movies:Godfather 1 and 2, Casino, Goodfellas, The Pianist, Bronx Tale, Friday, Snatch, Ghandi, The Last Emperor, and any movie with boobies in it. |
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Television:Family Guy, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Sopranos, Sleeper Cell, Law & Order (Original and SVU), and CNN |
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Heroes:My fish, Jaws II. He died January 25, 2006. Now he sleeps with the fishes......the other fishes. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Worcester, Ma |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Comedian, Writer |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Check out my COMEDY DVD and CD ! |
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| Finally, after several years in the biz, my first comedy DVD is out. I'm very proud of it. I'd love it if everyone checked out the trailer....http://www.dansmith.com/store.h
tmlOn my DVD, you... Posted by Dan Smith on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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ATTN: All Comedians - WARNING |
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| Do NOT work for Lone Wolf Entertainment/Sam Short Entertainment. The last two tours I've done for them, they've underpaid me both times and are refusing to pay me the balance. They are now taking a n... Posted by Dan Smith on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:40:00 PST |
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Konichiwa, bitches!!! |
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| Here is the short story of my trip over to Japan for the beginning of my tour....
What a long freakin' trip! First, a 12 hour flight, direct to Narita (Tokyo) on a Korean Air aircraft that was very ol... Posted by Dan Smith on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:38:00 PST |
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Fuck Birds! |
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| On the way to a show a while back, my buddy and I passed by an ostrich farm. For those of you that have seen an ostrich in real life, you know that ostriches are mean fuckin' birds. They spit, kick a... Posted by Dan Smith on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:25:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Joe Smith, BrazenVenus Designs, Kenda, Dwayne Perkins, Sully's, SupahFans.com, Matt Iseman, Kaz, We're the Massholes, SoxSpace ™, PJ Walsh, EVRIM TUZUN, Giancana, Pacey Liz, The Bad Hand!, PongTracker, Chaos Snow, Amaretta, Corpse Collector, A BEAUTIFUL ADDICTION, minister mike, *MIKKI*, Jovonni {MTV JAMS ONLINE HIP HOP AWARDS} VOTE4ME!, Team Entertainment, ♥ JaZ ♥, CUBANO, FACTOR HOUSE RECORDS, ~♥~Jaz~♥~, Ask The Giants...(Powerful Business Leaders), RICHY NIX - IS THA FUTURE, Floridafied, www.SkyGraphX.com, BrownTown Looters (Block Royal West), DJ SHERIFF THE PARTY KING, Christina, Tish ♥Project Khanh, ouckfbama.com, An American Carol, Uncle Pullfinger, Kristy Lynn, *Lindsey*, TAMPA, NEW TRACK-MANASIZ BOŞALMALAR ONLİNE dinleyin pls, Powder, The Drunken Immortal, Christopher, R3AH R3DRUM on hotbluemagma.com VOTE OBAMA, BO BICE NEWS-UNOFFICAL NEWS/FANSITE NOT BO BICE!, MR. WOODGRAIN, Mark, Detour Designables, Please visit TheStarCeleb.com, Sina Amedson, Annubis Productions
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