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BORAT...JAGSHEMASH! |
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| Age: | 34 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
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| Height: | 4' 1" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
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| Last Login: | May 4, 2008 (126 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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Pulseware layouts |
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My Interests |
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| Alcohol/Smoking - I enjoy drink alcohols and smokings cigarette. I like - why not? | |
I'd like to meet:A beautiful woman with who i can have sexy time.Myspace Profile Tracker World Visitor Map My name Borat. I from Kazakhstan. My hometown name Kuzcek. It near Almaty - please you visit!!! This is where I lives Age - for 23 harvests I have had hair on pubis. Zodiac Sign - the Potato Religion: I follow the Hawk Sexual Orientation: I am not loolee loolee Body Type: 2 arms, 2 legs, 112 teeth and chram thick like tube of Pringles Family - I single - my wife is dead (I did not kill her). I have 3 sons [Bilak [12], Biram [12], Hooeylewis [13> and I have 17 grandchildrens. Hooeylewis is my most favourite son, Bilak is my least favourite son. This woman Bilak's wife. I do not know her name I have brother. His name is Bilo. He once have a demon that live in his head so we open his head and place a dry fish inside to eat the demon, but the demon become angry and make Bilo a retard. He is sex crazy! All day long in his cage he look on porno! This Bilo son Boltok I have sister. She is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan! Alcohol/Smoking - I enjoy drink alcohols and smokings cigarette. I like - why not? Education - I have degree from Astana University in English and plague research. I make 3 new ones. One was release in Uzbekistan and kill over 50 thousands goat. This my friend Azamat. He is a fat My occupation make reportings for Kazakhstan Television. Previous I gypsy catcher and icemaker. I also have work as computer maintenance - I the one who paint it and remove dead birds from its pipes. This is called a delicious apples |
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Music:BORAT'S FARTS, BORAT'S shower songs, |
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Movies:BORAT BORAT BORAT BORAT BORAT |
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Television:Any Program In great U.S and A....yakshimesh! BORAT ALI G ALI G"If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..." |
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Books:Education - I have degree from Astana University in English and plague research. I make 3 new ones. One was release in Uzbekistan and kill over 50 thousands goat. BORAT |
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Heroes:have sister. She is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan! My friend Azamat. He is a fat. Borat I am Sexy |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Bisexual |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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My Blog |
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Please be Friend, I Like!!! |
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| Please be Friend, I like!!
High Five! Posted by Borat on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:20:00 PST |
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