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MIKE STRUTTER |
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| Age: | 43 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | NEW YORK |
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| Height: | 0' 1" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
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| Last Login: | Aug 24, 2007 (469 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I'm a child of the 60's but a bastard of the 80's. A cocksucker of the 90's and a full blown mothertfucker in whatever the fuck the decade is now.My mother says I survived an abortion but I think she was just trying to be nice. My father left home about 20 minutes after he fucked her and never came back. In many ways, I feel closer to him. He was a pimp and a punk too.New York in the '70's was the most dangerous city in the world. I witnessed 9 murders before I was 5 years old and they say they're very impressionable years for a child. I remember I used to love splashing around in the blood on the sidewalk.Fuck it, life sucks big cock and I was left with some saggy old balls to chew on. So I spat 'em out at anyone I felt like spittin' 'em out at. Not that I'm bitter in any way, I just hate the fuckin' world and everyone in it. This could be construed as negative by some folks, but I use it to better myself.Seeing people getting hurt was why we got up in the morning. That's what we lived for and then suddenly this cocksucker Gulliani shows up and breaks up the fuckin' party. No violence on the streets meant nothing to watch, nothing to do, and nothing to talk about so I figured there was a gap in the market in my neighbourhood. People want to have a drink, a smoke, a line, and watch people getting fucked up bad. So I set up a speakeasy basement clip joint and that's my fuckin' story. People are happy there.I always dreamed of being a TV host and bringin' pain, suffering & assorted low-lifes to the masses. I've been doing that show in my club for years and I knew the people would come. This is the most honest piece of television in two thousand fuckin' years. The world is ready for me right now, this is my time.....what's right is right. I am the cure to make you pure, hate & war,mike xx
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My Interests |
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| General Badger baiting,trafficking, wolf-bagging, scoring, getting high, overdosing, cold turkey (not necessarily in that order), fighting,fucking, solvent abuse (for old times sake), bird-dogging. | |
I'd like to meet:I have a half brother somewhere I’ve never met. Well, I say a ‘half brother’…it’s more like a quarter: he lost his legs and most of his guts when, distracted, he rode a Pornmower out infront of a fuc king truck |
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Music:The Dead Boys, Sex Pistols, The Stooges, Ol’ blue eyes, Sam & Dave, Havana 3am,The Supremes, The Rulers, Dean Martin,VU, Wu Tang, MC5, Pogues, Fun Loving Criminals, The Nice Holly & the Italians, We are Pleb, Public Enemy, Babyshambles, The Stylistics, Mike Strutter & the Motherfuckers. Anything that gives me an emotional or a self -harming response is my kind of music. |
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Movies:The Shining, Carlito’s Way, Natural Born Killers, Raging Bull, Way of the Dragon, The Annabelle Chong story, Yentel,The Great Rock n' Roll Swindle, Debbie Does Dallas, Deer Hunter, Mean Streets, Night of the Gypsies, Total Recall, Caligula, Caddyshack, Animal House, Blackball. |
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Television:STRUTTER ON MTV, starts 9 November, 10:30pm. You wanna watch it, or you wanna be a total cocksucker? |
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Books:The Anarchists’ Cookbook, Surprise Yourself With Herring, the Hustler back catalogue, karma sutra, 'How to win friends and influence people…with a fucking baseball bat', ‘Jordan: My Life In Pictures’ (it’s a good toilet read… helps me shit), Sniffin Glue. |
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Heroes:Stiv Bators, Johnny Thunders, Gambino Crime Family, Winnie Mandela, Keith Moon, Annabelle Chong, The Marlboro man, Sid Vicious, Napoleon, Jack Daniels, John McEnroe, The Anthill Mob, Lee Harvey Oswald |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Friends |
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PAUL KAYE, Sarah Marie Love, Magik, Natalie, HAPPY ACCIDENT, Wendy Lloyd, Igor from Montenegro, The Real Agent Chris, The Streets, Jessica Nancy Rabbit, timmy mallet, chunk, joejingles, VINNY, frank, BARRY IN WATFORD, RYAN, Gram, Lee, facey (*^_^*), Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast, mamfs, Daniel 4661, Binky, Dennis Pennis, james, James, VI, Jack Haynes, ST0NNeR, Caroline, Midnight Media, JAY-Z, Jordan, Chinnyboo, MickeyFuckface, Rod, Antonio, Lelia, tony, Blonde Witch Creations, Rudy81, BoroDanny, Jordan, Bob, Sixth Sense - iwonderifyoucanunderstandwhatthisis, Col
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