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 Andrew's Profile |
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To see is to be decieved. To hear is to be lied to. But to feel is to believe. ~Bruce Lee |
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| Age: | 31 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Neenahood, Wisconsin |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 3" |
| Zodiac: |  Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) |
| Last Login: | Oct 10, 2008 (1 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| WELL, IT APPEARS OUR AFRICAN-AMERICAN FRIENDS HAVE FOUND YET SOMETHING ELSE TO BE PISSED ABOUT! A BLACK CONGRESS WOMAN REPORTEDLY COMPLAINED THAT THE NAMES OF HURRICANES ARE ALL CAUCASIAN SOUNDING NAMES. SHE WOULD PREFER SOME NAMES THAT REFLECT AFRICAN-AMERICAN CULTURE, SUCH AS CHAMIQUA, TANISHA, WOEISHA, SHAQUEAL, AND JAMAL. SHE WOULD ALSO LIKE THE WEATHER REPORTS TO BE BROADCAST IN LANGUAGE THAT STREET PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE ONE OF THE PROBLEMS IN NEW ORLEANS IS THAT REGULAR FOLKS COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE SITUATION DUE TO THE RACIALLY BIASED LANGUAGE OF THE WEATHER REPORT. I CAN HERE IT NOW: A HOUSTON WEATHERMAN SAYS: "WAZZUP, MUT HA -FUKKAS! HEHR-I-CANE CHAMIQUA BE HEADIN' FO' YOU ASS LIKE LEROY ON A CROTCH ROCKET! BITCH BE A CATEGORY FO'! SO GRAB YO' CHIRREN, YO'HO, BE LEAVIN YO CRIB, AND HEAD FO' DA NEAREST GUV'MENT OFFICE FO YO FREE SHIT!" AND ANOTHER ONE...
A VERY LOUD, GROSSLY OVER-WEIGHT, AND VERY UNATTRACTIVE WOMAN WALKED INTO WAL-MART WITH HER TWO KIDS, YELLING OBSCENITIES AT THEM ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE ENTRANCE. THE WAL-MART GREETER SAYS, "GOOD MORNING, AND WELCOME TO WAL-MART. NICE CHILDREN YOU HAVE THERE. ARE THEY TWINS?" THE UGLY WOMAN STOPPED YELLING LONG ENOUGH TO SAY, "HELL NO! THEY AIN'T TWINS! OLDEST ONE'S NINE, AND THE FAT ONE'S SEVEN. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK THEY'RE TWINS? ARE YOU BLIND, OR JUST STUPID?" IN A PLEASANT TONE, THE GREETER RESPONDED, "I'M NOT STUPID. I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU GOT LAID TWICE."
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My Interests |
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| Cars, Trucks, Boats, Bikes, Ladies, Ladies, Ladies........ |
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I'd like to meet:GREAT NEWS. NOW YOU CAN TRACE ANYONE BY THEIRLAST CALL JUST BY GOING TO THIS WEBSITE ANDENTERING IN THEIR PHONE NUMBER. ENJOY AND BESAFE.... PHONETRACE.ORG If you have any of the new Minnesota quarters they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The Mint announced today that it is recalling all of the Minnesota quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state.This action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or any other coin operated device.The problem lies in the unique design of the quarter, which was designed by a team of genuine Minnesotians. Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the machines. |
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Music:Anything but country! |
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Movies:Where The Buffalo Roam* Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas* Bruce Lee Enter The Dragon* Scarface* |
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Television:THE UNIT* CSI MIAMI* UFC* PRIDE FIGHTS* I Hate TV... |
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Books:Playboy.....Wish i had time to read!!! |
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Heroes:Brett Farve* Chris Farley* MOM AND DAD FOR KEEPING IT TOGETHER! NOT MANY LEFT WHO DO ANYMORE!!Create your own visitor map! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | NEENAH |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Sales |
| Income: | $45,000 to $60,000 |
My Blog |
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Andrew Ophoven |
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| I've been told to put something on here explaining who I am! I've been trying to find myself again anyway so here goes.......I grew up in Wisconsin my whole life untill I graduated college in 20... Posted by ANDREW on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:29:00 PST |
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