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The Slow Poisoner's Profile

Hoot with the owls in the field.

Location: SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
Country: United States United States
Last Login: Jun 21, 2008 (541 days back)
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About Me

The Slow Poisoner is a One-Man-Surrealistic-Rock-and-Roll-Band from San Francisco. He strums a curiously-shaped guitar and bangs a bass drum rigged with sleigh bells while emitting vague utterances concerning sleeping sickness, weeping willows, woebegotten ne’er-do-wells, creeping fungi, strange passions, furtive meetings, unseen forces, whispering branches, domestic dischord, phantom visitations, the imbibing of mysterious green beverages and strange America.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/20/2005
Band Website: theslowpoisoner.com
Band Members: Andrew Goldfarb: Kickin', Pickin' and Croonin'
Influences: Elvis Presley, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Hasil Adkins, T. Rex, The Gun Club, Bob Dylan circa '66, Wall of Voodoo, Jimmie Rodgers (The Singing Brakeman), The Cramps, Syd Barrett, Roy Orbison, Tav Falco and his Panther Burns, White Stripes, Rozz Williams, Jerry Lee Lewis, Dr. John the Night Tripper, Leadbelly, Sex Gang Children, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Flesh Eaters, Flat Duo Jets
Sounds Like: A hoedown on Mars.
Record Label: Rocktopus! Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Background and Lifestyle

Occupation: Music Artist (Gothic / Roots Music / Psychobilly)

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My Blog

The Great Northwestern Roller Derby Chili Cook-Off and Pig Wrestle

The gig last night at The Funhouse (evil looming clown head marquee pictured above) was screaming weirdness. Seattle roller derby team The Throttle Rockets were holding an annual fundraiser, and I was...
Posted by The Slow Poisoner on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:12:00 PST

I Am Great White

Last night I set my finger on fire in the name of rock n' roll. As some of you may have witnessed, I occasionally augment my stage performance with a small burst of flame from my palm. While backstage...
Posted by The Slow Poisoner on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:26:00 PST

Flying Saucers and the Center of the World

After spending Sunday morning in Hollywood Forever Cemetary I made my way to San Diego, where instumental combo The Blue Shift, Domo (from Tempe) and myself had a great night at the Zombie Lounge. It ...
Posted by The Slow Poisoner on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

Through the Desert on 3 Wheels and a Dream

I started my California Screamin' mini-tour Thursday night at the Stork Club in Oakland with Eugene's amazing Ovulators. Tina Ovulator was six months pregnant and rocked the stage with her unborn chil...
Posted by The Slow Poisoner on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:01:00 PST

It's a New Year and I'm Selling Medicine Made in a Bathtub

Fresh for 2007, I'm now bottling my own patent medicine. The Slow Poisoner Miracle Tonic is made with genuine Egyptian Oil and proves effective in the treatment of Elephantiasis, Cholera, Barnacles, B...
Posted by The Slow Poisoner on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:20:00 PST

I Will Drive 9 Hours for a Gig

I just got back from a show in downtown Las Vegas - I drove through the desert yesterday (with a detour through a ghost town and an abandoned mine shaft), got into Vegas and played the gig, had a few ...
Posted by The Slow Poisoner on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:06:00 PST

I Don't Like Firm Handshakes

I like to offer the limpest wrist possible, which rarely fails to make men uncomfortable. Why? Because men are dumb, and so are handshakes. I will wave my dead fish proudly....
Posted by The Slow Poisoner on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:30:00 PST

High Times in the Carolinas

The Cave in Chapel Hill had cool stalagmite décor. There was no cover charge but bartender Roberto of The New Town Drunks passed the hat and threw in a whoopee cushion as well. A self-inflating one,...
Posted by The Slow Poisoner on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 10:11:00 PST

The Best $30 I Ever Spent

I just played two shows in Oregon, one at the Noir Lounge in Portland and one at the Voodoo Room in Astoria. The Noir Lounge was full of red velvet and gaslight, while the Voodoo was adorned with skul...
Posted by The Slow Poisoner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Spokane, Land Of The Dead

This was my first time in Spokane, Washington, and the first thing I came across was a dilapidated 1950's amusement park ride called "Ghost Town" rotting beside the road. Prowling around in its unlit ...
Posted by The Slow Poisoner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Friends

Rani, Elvis Presley, Bela Lugosi, Robert Johnson, onemanbands, Edgar, swampvoodoo, JAKE the ALLIGATOR man, the honky tonk devils, Naked & Shameless, VioleT BeHavioR, on holiday, Wood Spine Records, Twig&Twine w/ Jute on the Jug, SHATTO, KustomKonst, Chris Stroffolino & The Root Rats, The Heartache Valley Girls, All Time Ending, Cut-Up Redhead, THE FLY AND HIS ONE MAN GARBAGE, THEEE BAT, I SOLD MY SOUL FOR ROCK 'N' ROLL, The Whall Art Group, Narcotic Sweet Talk, Coitus a Posteriori!, Nerve Meter, starhead, manis, The Men With No Name, Your Ballroom Days Are Over, Baby [RIP Zoey], The Sugar Dames, Quake, THE BAD APPLES, TELEPATHIK FRIEND, Esmerelda Strange, PaNda GiRL pHotOgraPhy, Danforth, Waiting for the Blackouts, littlemskris, Crimson Ghosts, Andy Combs and the Moth, Mama Tried, the Underlings, Los High Tops, Sean Goblin, CELL BLOCK 5 ..Socal/SF, Howlin Houndog & Infamous Loosers, BattleBorn, Yeller Bellies

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