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 Beefer's Profile |
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Here's the Beef!! |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | BRISTOL, VIRGINIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) |
| Last Login: | Jan 8, 2007 (600 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Hi, my name is Beefer Ellis, I like to drive my car around B-town and smoke crack!! I like ham sandwiches, and thickburgers from Hardee's. I look like a walrus without its tusks, but I still get laid. Mushrooms are good on pizza. | |
My Interests |
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| smoking crack, fast food resturants, doing pills up my nose, eating donuts, gettin laid, going to raves, eating ecstacy, being Beefer. | |
I'd like to meet:Chef Boyardee, John Candy, Chris Farley, Dom Deluise, Pugsley Addams, Porky Pig, Fat Albert, John Popper, Colonel Sanders...etc. |
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Music:Blues Traveler, N'sync, Michael Jackson, Air Supply, Winger, Wham!, Culture Club, Prince, Clay Aiken, TLC, Spice Girls, Vanilla Ice, Kriss Kross, Ricky Martin, Billy Ray Cyrus, Limp Bizkit, Peter Paul and Mary. |
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Movies:Back Door Bandits, Back Door Bandits 2, ANY Richard Simmons, Titanic, Beauty and the Beast, Dirty Dancing, Fried Green Tomatoes, Steel Magnolias. |
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Television:Mr. Rogers Neghiborhood, Teletubbies, Barney, Sesame Street, Oprah, Blues Clues, Food Network, BET, and of course Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, it keeps me pimpin! |
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Books:Hustler, Playboy, Penthouse..... |
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Heroes:Richard Simmons and OJ Simpson |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Bristol Virginia |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | Post grad |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Blog |
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Still rappin ho!! |
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| I got 3 chins, but I still spitMy gangsta ass raps all over ya shitI'll fuck you in the ass and make you lick the shit off my dickBitch you don't wanna fuck with me cuz I'm quickBitch you wanna get in... Posted by Beefer on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 12:13:00 PST |
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MY NEW RAP |
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| you might say im fat you might say im lazy but the truth is im fuckin crazy i take bites out of live animals cuz im livin with a bunch of cannibals i got weird lumps growin on my back maybe from smok... Posted by Beefer on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:24:00 PST |
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my rap skills |
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| i eat everlasting gobstoppers and a couple whoppers i like the girls with big floppers i like it when they stick em in my face and rub that shit all around tha place cuz im tha mutha fuckin beeferalwa... Posted by Beefer on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:36:00 PST |
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the rice is bad |
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| ya know what I hate? food that isnt cooked. you know where I get that? stupid chinese restaurants. fuck their fried rice. Im tired of getting sick because theyre too damn dirty and lazy to cook it rig... Posted by Beefer on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:13:00 PST |
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it came out today!! |
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| well, after a grueling 4 days, i finally shit this afternoon!! oh my god, it felt so great to get all of that out of me, i bet i shit for an hour straight, at least an hour!! i hope this dosen't happe... Posted by Beefer on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:14:00 PST |
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it's stuck!! |
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| my fuckin shit is stuck!! it wont come out my ass when i try to shit!! i've tried everything i know, i think it's from eatin all those lor tabs that i had. i am very upset right now, i mean, i been tr... Posted by Beefer on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:14:00 PST |
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boycott Krystal |
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| I don't like Krystal burgers, they are too damned small. I'm Beefer! I need a Beefer sized burger to fill me up. I want to get one of those burgers that Jared from Subway said was equal to eight subs'... Posted by Beefer on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST |
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beefer |
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| Yo, my name is Beefer Ellis, Im so fucking high on crack right now, i can hardly type this shit. I really love black women, they are so sexy. GOD their sexy!! I like to rap freestyle all the time, I c... Posted by Beefer on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:11:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Hardcore Harris, DJ Beefer, Pookey*, Turkish Music of the 70s, Granny K, Tom, claire, * Ashley *, CHe*RaY PoPSicLe N Ah LApDAnCe, A Little Drop Of Poison, Come REAL or don't come at ALL!!!, Caitypoo is so FUCKING IN LOVE, MISS HOTTNESS!!!, DAMMIT Dawn!, DR E REIDT, ~ * Z 3 R 0 ™ * ~, Tomorrow's not promised today. ~RIP Sunny~, ~cHaNnA*LoU~, Dj Duely, Deliah, GOTHIC ANGEL, where my boys at? In the S.C love my babies, your moms worst nightmare, ANGEL DAWN, ~SaK pAsE~, DJ Miss Joy, DJDannyG, Czar Keri aka Keri Suicide, ♥ Just Ches ♥, Dee Dee aka Mama Lo, Nina, McDonald's Hash Brown, Susan
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