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 The Martin Holmes's Profile |
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A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying |
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| Age: | 19 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Hull, |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 26, 2008 (108 days back) |
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About Me |
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MySpace Layouts THE NEW PODCAST SERIES "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD (AS WE KNOW IT)" IS NOW UNDERWAY. START SUBSCRIBING TO THE PODCAST NOW AT http://itstheendoftheworld.podomatic.com You can listen to the full Archive of As Soon As Plausible podcasts at http://assoonasplausible.podomatic.com//file/283uz0 , Click here to get your own player. Other Comedian's Views On My Podcast: Trevor Lock the brilliant stand-up comedian, who has also starred in great shows such as This Morning With Richard Not Judy and The Russell Brand Show on BBC 6Music/Radio 2, said this about my Podcast: "Good luck with your podcast, listened to the first bit of Episode Four - liked the Prince Charles adoption joke." TV's Emma Kennedy the extremely talented actress and writer, off of shows such as Suburban Shootout, The Smoking Room, This Morning With Richard Not Judy, The Mark Steel Lectures and That Was Then This Is Now, said this about my podcast: "I enjoyed listening to your podcast and think it shows a lot of promise. I think it's been very well put together so if that was you all on your own then you've done an excellent job. I really liked the section with the Queen and the sword - that was very funny. Some of the set pieces were over long - edible dvd for example - you should aim for each sketch to be no longer than 3 minutes - and to give it texture - throw in short under a minute sketches. Performance wise I think you came across as confident and capable. Vocally I think you could think about trying a wider range - some of your voices were a little similar. Overall I was very impressed. Do a few more and then edit together a best of and send it to some producers at radio 4." NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES JUST SEARCH FOR "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD (AS WE KNOW IT)" & SUBSCRIBE FOR FREE REMEMBER YOU DONT NEED AN IPOD TO LISTEN TO PODCASTS |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:I would like to meet the poltergeist of Bill Hicks. And the real life, living, Brittany Murphy and/or Natasha BedingfieldNellie McKay - Sari |
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Music:The Beatles, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Buck 65, Everlast, Nas, Nirvana, Redman, Cage, Aesop Rock, King Missile, Eminem (early stuff), Katie Melua, Tori Amos, Feist, The Bloodhound Gang, Canibus, Blur, Immortal Technique, The B-52's, Gogol Bordello, Pharoahe Monch, The Roots, Common, Jurassic 5, Dilated Peoples, Talking Heads, Rakim, Brother Ali, Regina Spektor, Nellie McKay, Tilly and the Wall, Johnny Cash, The Jam, The Kinks, Emir Kusturica & The No Smoking Orchestra, Beastie Boys, Kimya Dawson, Wu Tang Clan |
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Movies:The Departed, The Usual Suspects, Life Of Brian, Memento, Hard Candy, Juno Dead Poets Society, Donnie Darko, Don't Say A Word, Spun, 8 Mile, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Saw, The Butterfly Effect, Secretary, Shaun Of The Dead, Boyz N The Hood, Cable Guy, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura, The Truman Show, Dumb and Dumber, Trains Planes & Automobiles, Napolean Dynamite, Knocked Up, Superbad, Forgetting Sarah Marshall |
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Television:Mainly comedies such as...This Morning With Richard Not Judy, Fist Of Fun, Pete & Dud, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Day Today, I'm Alan Partridge, Knowing Me Knowing You With Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, The Mary Whitehouse Experience, Absolutely, The Armando Ianucci Shows, South Park, The Simpsons, Police Squad, The Royle Family, The League Of Gentlemen, Ideal, Arrested Development, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Harry Hill's TV Burp, Vic Reeves Big Night Out, Shooting Stars, Bang Bang It's Reeves & Mortimer, Catterick, Wonder Showzen, Trailer Park Boys, 15 Storeys High, Reno 911!, The Larry Sanders Show, Mr Show with Bob & David, The Sarah Silverman Programme, The Office USA, RE:brand, Peep Show, The Thick Of It, People Like Us, Look Around You, Comic Strip Presents..., Jam, Freaks & Geeks, Undeclared.Apart from comedies I like Lost, Alias, Nip/Tuck, Jericho, Dexter, Pushing Daisies, The Amazing Race and the best reality show on television Big Brother USA . |
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Books:The Perfect Fool by Stewart LeeSiddartha by Herman Hesse Bill Hicks: Love All The People A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess The Timewaster Diaries by Robin Cooper (Robert Popper) Catch-22 by Joseph Heller Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte |
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Heroes:Bill Hicks , Peter Cook and Stewart Lee |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Student/Sales Assistant/Aspiring Comedy Writer |
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My Blog |
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Feedback From Professional Script Reader Marc Blake |
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| So I mentioned on my podcasts and on my last couple of blogs that I'd sent a sitcom script off to be analysed by professional script reader Marc Blake www.marcblake.net and I finally received the fee... Posted by The Martin Holmes on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST |
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Where I'm At With My Scripts and Other Stuff |
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Right, let me give you an update on what is happening with my sitcom scripts for 'Street Theatre' the sitcom about the lives of three Covent Garden street performers. Well a script I wrote fo... Posted by The Martin Holmes on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:16:00 PST |
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Thanks To Podcast Subscribers and Street Theatre Script |
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| Last night was the 79th Annual Academy Awards Ceremony (well done Scorsese if you're reading this, hey why not?) and unfortunately I couldn't be there as I'm not an actor, producer, director, sound e... Posted by The Martin Holmes on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:11:00 PST |
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Series 2 of As Soon As Plausible |
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| Series 2 of the As Soon As Plausible Podcast is now underway. New theme tune and new sketches. Every fornight on the Friday a new episode will be posted.
Listen/Download the show at www.assoonasplausi... Posted by The Martin Holmes on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:16:00 PST |
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Richard, Stewart Lee, Trevor Lock, Russell Brand, Luke & Harry's Tropical Hour [PODCAST UP NOW!!], Clever Little Pod, Martha, Layla, Sally, regina spektor, GOGOL BORDELLO, Tori Amos, Tom, DPA, Sean Lock, The Hull Blokes, Shelly Ryan, MadCast, Balfour & Robertson, Ruby Dark, Official Donkeylot Movie Page, Midgetgems, Ricky James Rogers - writer, Lee, The Keyz, luke monaghan // Mr.TropicalTV, The Moody Teens, ♪ CASH♫BACK♪, Classy, Frank Burton Poetry, CURIOUS = *FREE MP3s*, PodCamp, Almost Famous ™, The Ixion UK Group, Chutzpah: Worlds 1st Ever Jewish HipHop Supergroup, Big Brother's BIG BOLLOCKS
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