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 Dr. Kenneth Noisewater's Profile |
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Chain em up. Knock em up. - J. ManWhore Go Team! - Khya |
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| Age: | 24 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Squampton, Washington |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 1' 3" |
| Zodiac: |  Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) |
| Last Login: | Jul 2, 2008 (57 days back) |
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About Me |
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| i love my life. i adore my cameras. i have the greatest family of friends, the greatest family of blood, and the greatest boyfriend on the planet. i laugh all the time, mostly at myself. i don't care what anyone thinks of me. i want at least 100 more tattoos. (sorry gramma) i go to live shows as often as i can because music is the greatest creation in human history. i'm a hopeless romantic and a ruthless heart breaker. my brother is my everything. my guilty pleasure is pop music because i L O V E dancing. i will never get sick of billiards and have fantasies about going pro. metal makes me happy. i have no problem peeing in the woods and it takes me 10 minutes to get ready in the morning. basically, i am the coolest person ever besides Sally and David Bowie.
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."..Isn't the world beautiful when you're in love? To The Family: I'm madly in love with you. Every single one of you. No joke in that statement.
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:ANYONE WITH THE BALLS TO DANCE LIKE THESE FOOLS...more dancingAdd to My Profile | More VideosThe Laundry Room Dance Add to My Profile | More Videos Add to My Profile | More Videos Add to My Profile | More Videos Get this video and more at MySpace.com Get this video and more at MySpace.com |
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Television:don't have one but i enjoy this comment my brother sent me: Jan 3, 2008 10:23 PM i had sex with several feminine viet nam vet midgets while being innoculated by an array of oxycontin and a vascular contraction pills, of which the name illudes me at the current state of mind, all the while having my ass pubes shaved by a trained buddhist monk on the foothills of the himalayans under a blue moon sunset drinking harvey wallbankers and purple panchos until the sun rose up over the dew covered poppy fields where i was then strip searched at gun point by angry drug lord minions who questioned me as to why i was in their poppy fields, to which i had to reply in an obtruse state of mind that they can suck my balls, to which they replied not with words, but a rousing attempt to shoot me, but my cat like reflexes allowed me to avoid the onslaught as i set fire to create a distraction, of course, where about i fled like elian gonzalez to america where a cheap, un hygenic doctor patched my wounds and sent me home with a lolly pop. I was way to busy an enthralled to use a camera, so i cant show you the vivid detail of trip worth writing a book over, or atleast a really long fucking myspace comment, but i digress. Happy New Year!oh, the buddhist monk wanted me to tell you something.. YOUR MOMS A WHORE!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH score one for justin |
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Books:Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. |
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Heroes:My brother; Go-Go 80's Amanda because she fights crime by listening to Culture Club and wearing leg warmers; Chuck Norris because he invented the "c" section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's uterus. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | SVT Bitches |
| Occupation: | Awesome Pants |
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My Blog |
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My slides |
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| This is where I will be posting all my blogs....that is all.KARAOKE NIGHTS, FINE FRIENDS, A "LITTLE" BOOZE, AMERICAN SPIRITS, AND DANCING...
THIS IS HOW I SPEND MY WEEKENDS. J... Posted by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST |
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Thanksgiving Misfits Style... |
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| Cast Of Characters: Kari, Myself, Cypress, Nikki, Faedra, Eli, Jessica, Wes, and Sally.Location:The Holden-Hardin household.What a way to celebrate the holiday. Imagine to yourself an intimate group o... Posted by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST |
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I need advice... |
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| Is it possible to be such a happy person that you explode, or possibley even implode? I would like some medical advice from a qualified professional in case I am in danger... Posted by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:21:00 PST |
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Labor Day Extravoganza... |
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| Wow. Simply Wow. Best Labor Day Weekend EVER! We broke so many laws, and only got busted for speeding. (Yeah! no D.U.I.) Got so wasted ("We were like a tower of wobbly drunk people" - Eli) Met so man... Posted by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:46:00 PST |
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1st Annual Be-There-Or-Be-Square BBQ |
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| It was a success, and that is being modest. What a great night, with great friends, and our new pool table, which happens to be great and so 70's. You should be jealous if you could not attend. There ... Posted by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:13:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Justin, OUR FAMILY~ IN PICTURES..., Sunshine, Shermanator, Kari, tits, Big Mike, wes, sally jane, McTerror Pants, Snuggles, KABOOM SALON TATTOO....NOW OPEN!!!!!, Super Happy Story Time Land is bass-less, Miami, Faith, SCUMMY BUNNY, WARNUG, Mykey City, (what a) RELIEF!, Izumi, Jay, Nikki666, Moon Jumper, Photos By Athena, crissy, Lorna, seb, jessica, davezig, JERKOB, Breckonize, JayT, Squampton Fest 08', Killerduck, GRIZGNAR, ♥lisa lincoln♥, Queen Cole™, Michele, Dave, amber, *AMANDA*, Dying To Bleed, Anamchara, alex.andria, [PO] Mr. Conquest // [VOCALIST], Robot Pi, Jenny, Lauren, *barnum*
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