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The Original Belcher, Cranking the Airwaves for All Mankind, and you broads, too. |
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| Age: | 72 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Sloppy Noodle, |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 1' 4" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | Oct 15, 2008 (38 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| THE BEST DAMN BIO-PIC OF ALL TIME, SO CLICKITTY CLICK, WATCH THE TRAILER, BUY THE DVD AND THANK ME LATER. DOBSON DOES AN AMAZING JOB AS THE KING, AND THE CAST IS PHENOMENAL!
.. THESE ARE THE FIRST INFAMOUS CALLS TO THE ROSEANNE BARR RADIO SHOW! WHAT A MESS! WHOOPEEEEEE! Get this widget | Share | Track details MY FIRST VISIT WITH FAT-ASS AL SHARPTON! Get this widget | Share | Track details REVEREND AL "MANTEETS" SHARPTON, TAKE 2. Get this widget | Share | Track details The Don & Mike Show opening with The Douchebag Calls! You asked for it, here it is! Don & Mike Douche.... I CALLED A TRAVEL SHOW AND FINALLY LOST IT. The Belcher 2007 F... DISCLAIMER: I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OFFENDER. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING, EVER, IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE INCLUDING FOUL LANGUAGE, SEXISM, RACISM, NEPOTISM, FARFALISM, JIZZUMISM, FO-SHIZZUM, GO-FUCK-YERSELFISM, KITTEN INFLATIONISM, UNICYCLISM, MENSTRUAL-CYCLISM, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONISM, NOSE-PICKISM, FARTISM, TURDISM, TWATISM, ANAL PROCEDURISM, EXPLORATORY SURGERISM, THAT GUY IN THE OVERCOAT COVERED IN HIS OWN GISM, REGURGITATIONISM, NIETZSCHE-ISM, PLATO-ISM, MICHAEL JACKSON TOUCHING YOUR KIDS, GOATSE-ISM OR FATTENING FOOD, THEN PLEASE LEAVE THIS PAGE NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE HUMORISM-CHALLENGED! You may already know me as the Radio & media crank caller & all around prankster that's been heard on the Don & Mike Show, Stern, Drudge, Hannity, all over New York & national radio, and have broken the collective balls of CNN, C-Span, Fox, radio shows large and obscure, from coast to coast to border to border for about.... 2,000 years, basically since childhood. I have over 15,000 crank phone calls that were ALL recorded straight from the AIRWAVES, NOT the telephone machine. Though I did "prank phone calls" over the phone to taxis, hospitals, pizzerias, and you name it... when I was NINE, I quickly outgrew that mediocrity in favor of doing it all over the air. Anyone can make a "prank call" and curse people out when they get there, but few of us have the patience and dimentia to sit for up to 2 hours on fucking HOLD, just to get on the air and be silly for thousands of ears. What&..39;s in it for me if I&..39;m the only one that can hear it, no? I'm also a Solo act. Always have been and always will. No partners, no cohorts, no chasers, no gang, no orchestrated efforts. It's all about ME ME ME ME MEEEEEE! Trust me, I don't need anyone to help me be a bigger asshole, when I'm perfectly capable of being an asshole all by myself. How did I get this name, "The Belcher"? I received my name because it was what I did on the radio for the first few hundred calls I ever made..... call up, get on the air, say very little, and then..... BRAAAAAAAAAAP!!! So the name was given to me, when I was a weee Belcher. Though I still do the signature "finishing belch" on occasion, I only really belch after sounding remarkably intelligent and knowledgeable about whatever crap the host is talking about, while COMPLETELY WASTING AS MUCH AIRTIME AS I POSSIBLY CAN before revealing myself to be a maniac. Then, once I do the "reveal" an dthey realize they're dealing with an asshole, I'll erupt in a hearty gasblast if there's time. As Former NYC Mayor Ed Koch once said after a horrible air assault on him: "Isn't it a shame, uuuh, that someone uuh, who speaks rather well, can bring up some uuhhh, interesting points, IS MISSING A SPARK IN HIS BRAIN. I THINK IT'S SAD. Oh well." Or something like that. OH, what's that? The track is right up there where you can hear it? Great! Thanks for reminding me! Anyway, this place will be ever changing, so check back about once a week, and for the love of god, goddess, or jesuszombie, read my blogs, bulletins, and those shmears I write to you on your bathroom mirrors in the middle of the night. Thanks for being my friend. I have been, and always shall be, The Belcher |
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My Interests |
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"He who laughs last... finally got the joke." JUST PRESS PLAY, SIT BACK, AND CUP YOUR PEACHES! Powered by Vagina |
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I'd like to meet:Ellen Muth. From "Dead Like Me". One of the greatest actresses alive. Have seen the show yet, or are you living in a cave? Head over to Youtube and find scenes from the show if you haven’t, then go buy the Dead Like Me boxed sets. Trust me. You’ll likey. AND there’s a Dead Like Me film in the making. Congrats Ellen!And Jessica Biel. Oh, and Heather Graham. And yes, the entire cast of Scrubs. And Jimmy Stewart, even though he’s still dead. And Mark Twain, Supergenius and all around SMART-ASS of his time. And Sigmund Freud, so I can punch him in the nuts. What’s the deal with banging his mommy and animal sexy-time? And Jim Gaffigan’s eye doctor. And, I’d like to meet YOU! ALL of you! One at a time, in a receiving line, and shake the hands that make the whole world PULL MY FINGER! |
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Music:http://www.myheritage.com |
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Movies:A FUCKING "MUST SEE", EVEN IF YOU WEREN'T AN ELVIS FAN, THIS IS AN AMAZING LOOK AT WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO PROTECT THE KING. IT'S THE BACKSTORY OF THE BODYGUARDS, THE HANDLERS, AND WHAT THE HELL IT WAS LIKE TO CORRAL ELVIS DURING HIS AMAZING CAREER. ELVIS MADE ME PUKE TILL I SAW THIS FILM, BUT IT'S JUST GODDAM AMAZING! GET IT NOW!.. |
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Books:Anything that's more than 200, but less than 2500 pages. |
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Heroes:Buzz Burbank, Frank Gorshin, Kip Addotta, Santa Claus, The Tooth Faggot. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | New York City |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Education: | Post grad |
| Occupation: | Pain in the ass |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Blog |
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VOTE FOR OBAMA! |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyspCRmJv7w
Yes. Vote for Barry Hussein Muhammed Obama by putting a loaded gun up your snoot and pulling the trigger.... Posted by The Belcher" Official Myspaces Whatnot on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:12:00 PST |
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"The Two Coreys" + "A&E". I was just wondering.... |
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| Why are cameras aimed at these assholes, and more importantly, why is the mouth-breather Corey Haim still breathing?
For those of you who have NOT programmed the A&E Network out of your ca... Posted by The Belcher" Official Myspaces Whatnot on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:13:00 PST |
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Check out this video: Sofa King |
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| Check out this video: Sofa King
..Add to My Profile | More Videos... Posted by The Belcher" Official Myspaces Whatnot on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:47:00 PST |
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George Carlin, an inspiration, and someone I worked with, so long ago.... |
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| Usually, I write bullshit about more bullshit, with a touch of nonsense, but this time, the death of George Carlin brough a zillion years of memories flooding back over the course of the today. ... Posted by The Belcher" Official Myspaces Whatnot on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:42:00 PST |
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Vote for Obama, be my guest. |
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| If you're over the age of 18 and you actually "believe in" this little piece of amateur-hour clown-fucker, then please play "Hide & Go Fuck Yourself", move to Canada, and join Deady Kenn... Posted by The Belcher" Official Myspaces Whatnot on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:51:00 PST |
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Microwave vs. Cell phone |
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| Microwave vs. Cell phone
... Posted by The Belcher" Official Myspaces Whatnot on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:30:00 PST |
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Check out this video: How to deal with a terrorist |
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| Check out this video: How to deal with a terrorist
..Add to My Profile | More Videos... Posted by The Belcher" Official Myspaces Whatnot on Mon, 26 May 2008 12:34:00 PST |
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The truth. |
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| ..And people would vote for an America HATING Hussein, and "take a chance" on "hope" ? HAAAAAAAAAAA! I "hope" to take a solid BM when I get up in the morning, I don't "hope" that a Huss... Posted by The Belcher" Official Myspaces Whatnot on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:29:00 PST |
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Why? |
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| Without Youtube, the world would be a safer place. For my appetite, and puke glands.
... Posted by The Belcher" Official Myspaces Whatnot on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:21:00 PST |
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Bird Shit. |
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| Every once in a while, I like to come here to my Porn Downloader, open up an "internet browser", go onto the "World Wide Web", and choose a tasteful word or phrase such as "kniggits", "dood... Posted by The Belcher" Official Myspaces Whatnot on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:20:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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