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 ALF's Profile |
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And if I die before I wake, chicken-fry me like a steak |
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| Age: | 101 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | DOWNEY, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| Zodiac: |  Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) |
| Last Login: | Mar 29, 2008 (611 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| My real name is Gordon Shumway and I was born and raised on the planet Melmac, to Flo and Bob Shumway. I arrived in Hollywood by accident when my spaceship crashed through the roof of the Tanner family's garage.I was nicknamed ALF (Alien Life Form) by the Tanner children and I actually prefers it to Gordon. Although I speaks most of Earth's languages, many of my customs are unfamiliar and somewhat startling to Earthlings. For example, I have a penchant for snacking on cats and I can whistle with my lips closed.I graduated from Melmac High School where I majored in software and pedestrian crossing. I was active in the Skleen Club and was a co-captain of the Bouilabaseball team for three years. (Bouilabaseball is similar to Earth's baseball -only it uses fish.)Before landing on your planet, I spent more than a dozen years as an orbit guard. Other previous occupations include Assistant Boxleitner and part-time male model. At one time I even owned and operated my own Phlegm dealership. (The Phlegm 220 was a classic sports car.) My current hobbies are Gerrymandering, audio-animatronic impressions, and eating.My real age is 249 years old, I was born on the 28th of Nathinganger (your earth's October)in 1757. | |
My Interests |
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| Cats, eating, hiding from the Alien Task Force. The usual. | |
I'd like to meet:Anybody from Melmac |
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Movies:My Uncle Goomer once worked as an actor. He appeared in such films as, "Cat on a hot Microwave Dish", "Gone with the Fish", and "Luncheon Counters of the Worst Kind." I myself have made a couple of movies |
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Television:I have had four hit television shows, the first was based on my life and how i ajusted to living on earth, the second was a cartoon based on my life in Melmac. The third was another cartoon based on fairy tales. The fourth was my talk show .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. |
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Books:I dabbled in a bit of writing over the years but this is my only book. |
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Heroes:My Best friend Willie.. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Melmac |
| Religion: | Other |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Male Model |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Friends |
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ALF, Thundercats, TRON, The Transformers, Teen Wolf, Howard the Duck™, Number Johnny Five, Scratch 'n Sniff Stickers, Carl Winslow, HE-MAN, Charlie Brown, Dr. Pepper, Eli Roth, Cookie Monster, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Oscar T. Grouch, M&M, Fozzy Bear, tomacco, McDonald's Hash Brown, Mickey Mouse Ice Cream Bar, Miss, Jack, Vincent Price, THE TWILIGHT ZONE!, Kendra Wilkinson, Oh Yeah!!!, Gozer the Destroyer, 80's Babies, *TUBULAR, TOTALLY TUBULAR*, *ASIAN RICE* IS COMING BACK BIGGER N BETTER, Lew Zealand, Ultimate 80's Stuff, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, nothing puck, Tom, THE DUDE, Jessica, Paddi ™, RegiA_PrincesS, ♥Colette, ~ Future Mrs. Callahan~, Tom Cat, Firefly, Christopher -- Death Star Nachos -- 4.2k, FAMILY DOG, troy, Dusty Roses, JV, Marco, JUPITER - A Perfect 10, [TADD]PITTSBUERG STEELERS #1, Marthy, Tina, Louise, Paul, EDOGG, nene, Jed Pyles Music, simone, YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION, Jennifer, ♥MomMiE DeAresT♥, Amy, Mystery Sci-fi authors, Hut Photographic, Tonya, Morton Gordon, °°°P4NT3R4°°°
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