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 ULTIMATE MySpace MULLETS!!'s Profile |
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The ULTIMATE MySpace MULLET PAGE!!! |
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| Age: | 28 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | the DEEEEP south (ya'll), TEXAS |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) |
| Last Login: | Aug 25, 2008 (47 days back) |
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About Me |
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| BEHOLD! FOR I AM THE MASTER OF MULLETS! Welcome to my Ultimate MULLET PAGE!!!!!!
My good buddy Jeffy Dahmer and I like to Rassle up against the bad guys
One day, we will some how, someway get our dad-burn belts back! You mark my words or my name isn't Master of Mullets! (But it is so don't go around saying it ain't)Everyone knows that the Mullet is by far the greatest thing that God ever farted out of his ass. bETTER than people with Down Syndrome. bETTER than Nascar. bETTER than hooter implants. bETTER than a nascar driver with Down Syndrome and hooter implants! If you have ever had a Mullet, known someone with one, seen one on TV, dreamed about one, or just slap-dab LOVE the idea of a haircut which is "Business in the front, party in the back" then pull up a chair, grab some kleenex, open a bottle of Crown Royal, get a box of "Ribbed for her pleasure" French Tickler condoms, empty your bank account, open the windows and lock the doors because you are about to go on an amazing ride through the wonderful world of THE MULLET!!!---------------------------------------------------
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OK so lets begin. Here are some key mullets to look for in your adventure through the ULTIMATE MySpace MULLET page: -- 1. The BAT MULLET
2. The S&M bondage Mullet
3. The Grey haired Dyke Mullet
4. The Asian Mullet (or Mexican. or something, he's some kinda brown dude with a Mullet)
5. A few celebrity Mullets (Did someone say Uncle Jesse? Also, a famous mullet known for "Dancing on the ceiling?")
HAVE FUN and remember, we are ALWAYS adding more Mullets------------------------------------------
You will NOT find Billy Ray Cyrus. He is banned for life from the Ultimate MySpace MULLET page! You wanna know why? Too bad. Go ask BRC. HE knows what he did.(must thank these other Mulletastic sites: Mulletsgalore.com, Ilovemullets.com, Mulletlovers.com, Mulletmadness.com)
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!.. .. |
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My Interests |
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| Sex, Drugs, and Rock'n'ROLL!!! is good stuff but they slide in a close second after my true love which is Mullets, Mullets and Mull'E'TS!!! | |
I'd like to meet:Any barber who would cut off a paying (or non-paying) customers mullet so I can issue him a no refund BITCH SLAP across his chops, bordering the area of his his puss! Also, NOT Billy ray Cyrus as he knows what he did to be banned from the Ultimate MySpace MULLET page. |
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Music:Come on now, any music ever invented by a dude with a Mullet.--------------------- (Now let me tell you something Billy Ray Cyrus,**By the way, if you are NOT Billy Ray Cyrus, then please don't read this. Just continue on with your life and explore the rest of the Ultimate MySpace MULLET page, but if you are Billy Ray Cyrus then you need to read this** Now Billy Ray Cyrus, I tried to make an exception for you just one last time, but don't you EVER do what you did again or it will be CURTAINS for you boy!) |
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Movies:Run RONNIE Run, Spinal Tap, Bust-A-Nut in Grandmas Butt #12 |
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Television:Cops has a nice selection, various CMT programs, any bootleg concert footage of a hair metal band in the day. |
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Books:Juggs, Over 40, Voluptuous, the Necronomican, hacky-sack for Dummies (but I ain't no dummie) |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Anywhere my MULLET takes me |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | MASTER of MULLETS! |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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My Blog |
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Billy Ray GONE FOREVER! |
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| YEAH he was voted off dancing with the stars. The reason I didnt post until now is I was in a coma from his crappy dancing and even crappier songs from the 90s. I awoke when he was eliminated and I ... Posted by ULTIMATE MySpace MULLETS!! on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:36:00 PST |
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BRAND NEW MULLETS ADDED FOR YOU ALL |
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| Thats right you buncha Mullet lickers, The ULTIMATE MySpace MULLET PAGE has just gotten in a truckload of brand new Mullets for you all! Be on the lookout for a new CELEBRITY MULLET, a Midget Mu... Posted by ULTIMATE MySpace MULLETS!! on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:26:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Rowsdower, The Ronnie Dobbs Fan Club, Sam Shanks, M. Ullet, Mr. Mullet Man, King, aka: Bosco, RockDaMulletâ˘, Jim, Bernard, HIGH COMMANDER MULLET AND THE CAMAROS FROM MARS, Billy Ray Ray, John Mullet, MULLET MAN SAM, Cletus Jr., MUFF MASTER, Guitar World, EVIL Art Director, mr. bojangles, nigJAMES, The Greek God of Olive Oil aka Guido, William Murderface, Leroy, JUSTIN, Jeb, Marijuana, Spicer Joe Lee Louis jr., MULLET GUY, MALCOLM YOUNG, Kidneyboy, Rick, Bon Scott Memorial, Cold Beer, salvatore, Need more Mobsters?, Jebidiah, Mighty Thorr, My Name Is Donnie, Nicole, minitrucket!!I ROCK!!, Lost At Sea..., Bigfoot Lodge, P-Ness, party with us, Will...a relatively minor Big Deal, mr carrion, The Legend of Chuck Norris, Clown, Lynda, LEE ROY MERCER, arthole, $$DollaBill$$, moses, bubba earl, Anne, JACINTA, wildlife, })i({ Mel })i({, Buck Naked, LOS ENANITOS VERDES, *~♥ Stacey ♥~*, Lurtz, Making Horror films and Heavy Metal, beth mckinney, Red Snapper, Larsons Domain, Seiden Valles
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