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 jess's Profile |
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All I wanted was a Pepsi |
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| Age: | 30 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Crooklyn, NEW YORK |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 5" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 30, 2007 (891 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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I HATE EMO, NU METAL, POST HARCORE AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU PUSSIES ARE PASSING OFF AS "MUSIC" THESE DAYS. SO DON'T WASTE MY TIME ASKING TO BE MY "FRIEND". Is your religion real when it costs you nothing and carries no risk? Is your religion real when you fatten upon it? Is your religion real when you commit attrocities in its name? Whence comes your downward degeneration from the original revelation? "Many that live deserve death. Many that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Do not be to hasty to deal out death in justice, for even the wise cannot see all ends." "Woman is not born: she is made. In the making, her humanity is destroyed. She becomes symbol of this, symbol of that: mother of the earth, slut of the universe; but she never becomes herself because it is forbidden for her to do so." |
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My Interests |
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| Writing, Reading, Music, History and other various "nerdy" things | |
I'd like to meet:Who ever wrote the Burger King Christmas song..."Ding fries are done."And this awesome pooch. .. |
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Music:HARDCORE (and I don't mean that emo/screamo or thug-core crap out now), Reggae, Rocksteady, Dub, Dancehall, Ska, Soul, Industrial, 80's New Wave/Synth Pop, Oi, Classic Rock, Swing, Doo Wop, RAB, Psycho, Classical, METALI'd list the bands I like but the list would be long and the process tedious. |
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Movies:ROTKZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Legend of Billie Jean, Some Kind of Wonderful (and many other 80's classics), B-Horror classics, old 50's flicks, etc. |
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Television:Law & Order. But not that Criminal Intent crap. Vincent, YOU SUCK!!! Various Home Improvement shows (although with the over-saturation in this market it's getting boring), anything about Nature, History, Science and other educational subjects. I gave The Black Donnellys a shot but it was like running in place. |
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Books:Yes, please. Book worms can't always afford to be picky lest we starve.You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your authority. You will crush all the inferior people under the soles of your jackboots, and any who question your motives will be eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane of every other person's existence, because you're constantly contradicting stupidity. Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dream of a master race of spellers and grammarians frightens the masses. You must always watch your back. If only your power could be used for good instead of evil. What is your grammar aptitude? brought to you by Quizilla |
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Heroes:Batman. Spiderman. Powdered Toastman. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | T-Town |
| Religion: | Christian - other |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | *CLASSIFIED* |
| Income: | $45,000 to $60,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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What kind of metalhead am I you ask...click and see. |
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| What Kind of Metalhead Are You? You are a Thrasher. It's all about the thrash metal scene of the 80s, and paying attention to all the shit in the world authority doesn't want you to see. You... Posted by jess on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:09:00 PST |
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WAL-MART |
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| OKAY PEOPLE...
UNLESS YOU HAVE EVER ACTUALLY WORKED AT/FOR WAL-MART STOP FUCKING BITCHING ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY SUCK. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT.
WAL-MART RULES!!!
... Posted by jess on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:35:00 PST |
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I am an EXCELLENT driver |
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| Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially ... Posted by jess on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:27:00 PST |
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Crispy Chees Wontons |
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| Hurry up, Marci! The crispy cheesiness is beckoning! So I'm "down the shore" because my best friend in high school is having a baby and my mom and I are invited to the Baby Shower. It's w... Posted by jess on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:59:00 PST |
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CHRISTMAS PARTY |
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| Okay... This year I'm not going to be all talk. I am having a Christmas Party.
I'll supply the food but feel free to bring more. If you want booze, you gotta bring it. I do have cat... Posted by jess on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:32:00 PST |
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Praise the Lord and Pass the Beans |
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| Call me crass. Call me crude. I still think this is funny after all this time. An instant "classic".And those facial expressions... My manager, staff and I just spent half our day in tear... Posted by jess on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 02:45:00 PST |
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Yes, I have 3 cats |
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| Geez... people are acting as if I made a dead baby joke. What is the big deal about renting out your apartment to a chick with 3 cats??? It's not like they're gonna scribble on the walls, ... Posted by jess on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 06:20:00 PST |
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Shit for brains |
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| This is an example of how disgusting my current roommate is. I was greeted with this lovely "present" when I got up to take a leak this morning. How fucking hard is it to flush the fucking to... Posted by jess on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 04:21:00 PST |
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Bringing The Mosh..to one of the pussy hxc shows near you |
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| "Bring the mosh" "Pitting" According to some 16 year old chick, "bands bring the mosh but I guess people can bring it too". Like it's some kind of fucking side dish or stage accessory. "A... Posted by jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Upcoming shows I will be limping my ass to |
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| This is a "maybe" (Psychobilly show). Wed. June 29 $10 7pm @CBGB Jesse Jaymez and the Country Blumkins ... Posted by jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Matt, Madam O, Hold Fast, AnimalNYC, Big Steve, Marci, Toast, Nicole, Tighten Up Brooklyn, Stephanie, johnathan daniel godbolt, Ivan Brolic McDiesel, Diane, The Unbreakable, runninriot, Damian, Pigface, Andy, War Rocket Ajax, Mark Bronco Bullfrog, leala, XJustin IntensityX jtspunk.com photography, darlabird, OBSCENE GESTURE - New album out Aug. 1st, 2007!!!, Ken., Dianichka, Liz
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